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Game Details
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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http://www.buzzflash.org
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| Score: |
53 - 47
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| Winner: |
SCOTUS Federalist Foursome (Scalia et al.) |
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SCOTUS "Federalist Foursome": Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Scalia
The four most dangerous names in "justice" have an evil common bond: Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Scalia. Some know them as RATS (acronym for the four). We label them as the SCOTUS Federalist Foursome.
Overturning common sense urban gun laws. Ruling for companies over individuals. Crying about activist judges when these four truly are the activists, tearing down what made this country great.
While there may be four musketeers instead of three, when these men get together, nasty fouls are the least of your problems. Their motto clearly isn't "All for one and one for all," more like "All for the corporations and none for individuals."
Scalia may not be Chief Justice, he is the Tom DeLay of the Court to Roberts' Dennis Hastert. His hostility toward being recorded in any way shape or form is an insult to true American justice. The Scalia-Cheney hunting trips alone showed an arrogance for separation. Then again, recusing isn't in his nature. Both Scalia and Thomas had huge conflicts of interest in Bush v. Gore, yet both of them stayed on the case.
They don't have the limelight, and many Americans couldn't name them even with a picture in front of them. But their evil slimes over all of the population, those who get thwarted and look to the people in the black robes for a sense of fair play and common sense -– especially the Lily Ledbetters of the world. And when these people come to the SCOTUS Federalist Foursome for justice, they will be denied -- much like a blocked basketball shot -- as long as their reign of terror lives on. |
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George "The Decider" Bush
Right from his first moments in the big leagues, we knew Georgie's sticky fingers would take him far. Boy were we right about that -- what a steal!
Coach Rove loved him for his flexibility and he's always been a team player. His dynastic background meant he had to work twice as hard to be taken seriously, and wow, did he blow his old man out of the water. His verbal acrobatics and penchant for nicknames made him a favorite on and off the court, and "Merica" will never be the same without him.
Lucky for us, he's come out of retirement for a victory lap, not that he hasn't done enough damage to the opposition already. Talk about Mission Accomplished! He still sports a powerful fake out, though, so watch out for this falling star -- he may not be out to pasture just yet. |
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