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Game Details
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Thursday, April 2, 2009
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| Location: |
http://www.buzzflash.org
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| Score: |
20 - 80
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| Winner: |
Rush Limbaugh |
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Ann "Slander" Coulter
Anti-liberal, anti-Semitic, and that's just a warmup. Wanting politicians to die? For Coulter, that's nothing. Her brain spews out evil just as she breathes out carbon dioxide.
Her books are filled with lies. When confronted by the CBC over an outrageous lie (that Canada sent troops to Vietnam), with a straight face, she flat out said she was right.
Coulter can score with evil in several different ways, making her a very tough opponent. |
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Rush "The Bloviator" Limbaugh
More like a beefy football tackle than an agile hoopster, Rush Limbaugh (aka Jeff Christie, in his early days) is a uniquely dangerous opponent, and he brings with him a rowdy following of dittoheads to fill the stands. Rush is a mean player who gets off on just hoping others will fail.
Rush has been in the game a long time, though, so long that he became addicted to the pain pills he needed to deal with all the hard hits over the years. Rush is the embodiment of the concept "bloviator," and some find his arrogant hate-mongering on the radio entertaining in small doses. Others find his slovenly style and over-sized stogie totally off-putting.
Rush is apparently hard to take for the long haul, judging by his three divorces, despite the fact he and wife #3 were wed by none other than uber-conservative pal, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Did his ladies tire of being called femi-nazis? Or did the persistent rumors of homosexuality bother the wives more? We're still waiting for that tell-all biography to come out.
Like many undeserving sports pros, Rush commands an obscenely hefty salary. Will "The Bloviator" ultimately prove in this "Race to the Bottom" that he really is the undisputed leader of the GOP? What a shame it would be if he were to be knocked out of contention early by the Pious Palin. |
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