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Game Details
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Thursday, March 19, 2009
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| Location: |
http://www.buzzflash.org
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| Score: |
87 - 13
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| Winner: |
Bill O'Reilly |
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Bill "Do It Live" O'Reilly
Weighing in with an ego the size of Texas, Bill "Do It Live" O'Reilly is a major contender. This long-time Fox player has an amazing pivot; he's able to turn on a dime, especially when it comes to hypocritical statements about privacy, sex and drugs. Furthermore, his amazing ability to spin and weave through well-established facts -- what some observers have termed the "Oh Really?" Factor -- is nothing short of legendary.
He's been the de facto team captain in the War on Christmas scrimmages for years, though his passion seems to have waned a bit in recent seasons. He seems to have lost some of his insanity cred, at least when compared to his new fellow player on Fox, Glenn "Bats**t Crazy" Beck. Of course, if O'Reilly's sports career peters out, he'll always have his music to fall back on. |
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Bobby "The Exorcist" Jindal
Bobby Jindal is a young rookie, a "rising star," an up-and-comer who was the first-round draft pick to go mano-a-mano with President Obama in prime time. Did his disappointing post-game analysis signal the start of an equally swift downward spiral, or will the Brown U. man who took credit for caring about the Big Easy polish his game and stage a comeback in time for 2012?
Rush Limbaugh called Bobby "the next Ronald Reagan," but he looks more like the GOP's idea of a Young Republican version of Barack Obama. Trouble is, whenever Bobby fakes to the left or right, his teammates are thrown off as easily as his opponents, resulting in chaos on the court. His proud rejection of a little stimulus money and his condemnation of DC eruptive spending signal that he's got fight, but will that enable him to go up against the big boys for the long term? When Piyush comes to shove between Pundit O'Reilly and Pol Jindal, who will get off the best shot? |
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