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Game Details
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Thursday, March 26, 2009
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| Location: |
http://www.buzzflash.org
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| Score: |
80 - 20
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| Winner: |
Rush Limbaugh |
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Rush "The Bloviator" Limbaugh
More like a beefy football tackle than an agile hoopster, Rush Limbaugh (aka Jeff Christie, in his early days) is a uniquely dangerous opponent, and he brings with him a rowdy following of dittoheads to fill the stands. Rush is a mean player who gets off on just hoping others will fail.
Rush has been in the game a long time, though, so long that he became addicted to the pain pills he needed to deal with all the hard hits over the years. Rush is the embodiment of the concept "bloviator," and some find his arrogant hate-mongering on the radio entertaining in small doses. Others find his slovenly style and over-sized stogie totally off-putting.
Rush is apparently hard to take for the long haul, judging by his three divorces, despite the fact he and wife #3 were wed by none other than uber-conservative pal, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Did his ladies tire of being called femi-nazis? Or did the persistent rumors of homosexuality bother the wives more? We're still waiting for that tell-all biography to come out.
Like many undeserving sports pros, Rush commands an obscenely hefty salary. Will "The Bloviator" ultimately prove in this "Race to the Bottom" that he really is the undisputed leader of the GOP? What a shame it would be if he were to be knocked out of contention early by the Pious Palin. |
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Sarah "Mama Grizzly" Palin
Let's face it, this hockey mom has got some game of her own. While not exactly what you'd call a team player, her eagle-eyed vision helps her keep the bad guys out of her zone. She's a vicious competitor, with a bloodlust that cannot be denied. She's a formidable power forward, and with her my-way-or-the-highway-to-nowhere attitude, she gets business done.
Palin started out with a dream to be on the sidelines but ended up on center court. Seen by both teammates and competitors as an aggressive go-getter, Palin refuses to return to the bench. She was dealt a huge blow when her contract wasn't renewed with the GOP league at the end of the 2008 season, but one could argue Palin's made a lot of her free-agent position. After a book deal, her first grandchild and the collapse of her clothing line, Palin is already back on the upswing, vying for MVP in 2012. That is, if the world doesn't end first |
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