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1st Round
March 20-21
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2nd Round
March 22-23
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Sweet Sixteen
March 27-28
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Sweet Sixteen
March 27-28
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2nd Round
March 22-23
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1st Round
March 20-21
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Constantly setting fires Laughing maniacally into cracked mirrors
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Laughing maniacally into cracked mirrors Aggressive nudity
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Amateur dentistry Belief that Air Bud is a documentary
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Amateur dentistry Knowing the true meaning of Christmas
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Aggressive nudity Wearing capes
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Laughing maniacally into cracked mirrors Constantly wearing a wedding dress
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Belief that Air Bud is a documentary Picturing everyone you meet lying in a coffin
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Considering car wrecks a turn-on Belief that Air Bud is a documentary
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Stealing dogs 9/11 conspiracy theories
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Stealing dogs Constantly wearing a wedding dress
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Picturing everyone you meet lying in a coffin Sexual jealousy of clouds
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Littering Picturing everyone you meet lying in a coffin
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Sleep fighting Constantly wearing a wedding dress
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Laughing maniacally into cracked mirrors Paranoia that Harrison Ford will steal your shoes
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Elite 8
March 29-30
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Belief that Air Bud is a documentary Hissing at those who displease you
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Sexual jealousy of cats Sexual jealousy of clouds
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Applying BenGay just to feel again Delusions of Grand Funk Railroad
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Delusions of Grand Funk Railroad Paranoia that Harrison Ford will steal your shoes
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Certainty that you’re the Yellow King Heightened sensitivity to STOP signs
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Confidence that you “truly know the lasers” Certainty that you’re the Yellow King
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Paranoia that Harrison Ford will steal your shoes Paranoia that Harrison Ford won’t steal your shoes
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Paranoia that Harrison Ford will steal your shoes Cry-singing
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Certainty that you’re the Yellow King Hissing at those who displease you
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Fear of short shorts Heightened sensitivity to STOP signs
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Watering plants with your own tears Watering plants with the tears of others
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Watering plants with the tears of others Cry-singing
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Fear that carrots will reveal your secrets Hissing at those who displease you
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Belief you can control ocean tides if you want Fear that carrots will reveal your secrets
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Genuine enthusiasm for any networking event Cry-singing
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Final Four
April 5
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Championship
April 7
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Final Four
April 5
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Hissing at those who displease you Not casting a shadow
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Belief that you can control bats Aggressive dog petting
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Aggressive dog petting Sexual feelings toward mustard
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3 am self haircuts to end the burning Believing green M&Ms are harbingers of doom
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Believing you are powered only by moonlight 3 am self haircuts to end the burning
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Sudden belief you are in space Sexual feelings toward mustard
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Sexual feelings toward mustard Everything is tentacles now?
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Believing green M&Ms are harbingers of doom Not wearing sunscreen because invisible to God
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Using a stain stick to remove bad memories Believing green M&Ms are harbingers of doom
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Visions of Tom Selleck without his mustache Hallucinations of animals telling you about safety
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Hallucinations of animals telling you about safety Everything is tentacles now?
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Quitting your job because demons in copy machine Not wearing sunscreen because invisible to God
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Owning a bird Quitting your job because demons in copy machine
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Won’t put knife down Everything is tentacles now?
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Everything is tentacles now? Revenge pooping
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Elite 8
March 29-30
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Not wearing sunscreen because invisible to God Never blinking
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Not wearing sunscreen because invisible to God Ironing until the screams stop
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Revenge pooping Wearing, like, way too many vests
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Revenge pooping Writing ransom letters as a fun hobby
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Experimenting medically with leeches Wearing hats to “ward off hair goblins”
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Hallucinations of the Easter Bunny Experimenting medically with leeches
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Collecting dollheads so Oprah will live forever Writing ransom letters as a fun hobby
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Revenge pooping Confusing numbers with ways to kill
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Wearing hats to “ward off hair goblins” Never blinking
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Wearing hats to “ward off hair goblins” Getting really into astrology
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Reckless attitude toward cardigans Confusing numbers with ways to kill
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Confusing numbers with ways to kill Wearing candy necklace as warning to other candy
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Never blinking University of Kentucky
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Sleeping in a Dumpster Never blinking
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Believing in yourself Wearing candy necklace as warning to other candy
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Avoiding the number 7 at all costs University of Kentucky
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