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Game Details
| Date/Time: |
TBA
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| Location: |
SpC2K4 board
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| Score: |
12/0
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| Winner: |
Do_not_even_ask |
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| Name: |
Do_not_even_ask
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| Seed: |
#5
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User Name: Do not even ask
Name: Do_not_even_ask
Status: Hero
Gender: Unknown
Age: About A Week
Description: It looks like a 3 foot tall Pac-Man, except he has hair like Musashi's and large, anime-ish blue eyes. Often carries a large wooden spoon.
Background: In a space colony near Earth, an experiment was being conducted. Teh "Idiot" Damerez and several scientists conducted a low budget experiment of fusing several items into one object using a new machine they acquired. They had the following items: A Pac-Man game, a Brave Fencer Musashi game, and videotape of an oatmeal commercial featuring Wilford Brimley.
The outcome resulted with an animate creature popping out of the machine. The scientists, confused that an animate creature was created by fusing several inanimate objects together, decided to call it "Do_not_even_ask". It had an unhealthy craving for oatmeal and only spoke when it wanted oatmeal, which was almost every minute. It also worshiped the man known as Wilford Brimley.
The scientists decided to run it through combat training to see its skills and were generally unimpressed with the results. They then decided to destroy it but it managed to escape, attempting to destroy everything in its path.
It eventually came across a wooden spoon, which had Wilford Brimley's name branded on it. It grabbed the spoon and used it as a weapon. Soon it came across a rock that was nearly his height. He took it, called it Cellerbus (Don't ask me why O_o), and used it as a weapon as well.
Through it path it destroyed a space colony's main factory, main generator, and the space colony itself. It, also, defeated Teh's "The Destroyer", a large oaf who drives a drill machine, an ice monster, Do_not_even_answer ("Ze answer to ze question" Teh "Idiot" Damerez said), a factory's security system, a blood thirsty mutant, CATS, a robotic replica of himself, two giant robotic hands, Teh's "The Flame Walker", and Teh "Idiot" Damerez himself.
Game Featured In: Do_not_even_ask 1.0
Famous Quote: N/A
Attacks:
Punch - Do_not_even_ask punches an enemy. Recommended against early enemies.
Spoon Whack - Do_not_even_ask whacks an enemy with his wooden spoon. Recommended against all enemies.
Throw Cellerbus - Do_not_even_ask throws Cellerbus, his pet rock, at an enemy. Recommended against large enemies.
Rollout - Do_not_even_ask curls up into a ball and runs into/over enemies. Recommended against small enemies |
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Username- JamesBond00
Name- Geo
Status- Hero
Gender- Male
Age- 28
Description- Just like Neo in The Matrix. Balck hair, Strong, and wears sunglasses. Exactly the same as Neo.
Backround- Geo lived in the Faketrix until he is free by Shoes(like Morpheus but with huge flame shooting clown shoes) He is "The One" and his twin brother Gear(like Trinity except a boy and there is no boyfriend relationship between them) is "The Two".(its supposed to sound strange) Now Geo has to stop Agent Sniff(like AGent Smith but with a huge nose) from getting into Pion(like Zion) and destroying it.
Game Featured In- The Faketrix
Famous Quote- "My sunglasses, my sunglasses, doesn't anyone know that I can't see a thing without my sunglasses"
Attacks- "Mullet Time". He grows a mullet that enables him to dodge bullets. |
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