Game Details

Date/Time:	TBA
Location:	SpC2K4 board
Score:	9-8
Winner:	Do_not_even_ask

Name:	Do_not_even_ask
Seed:	#5

User Name: Do not even ask
Name: Do_not_even_ask
Status: Hero
Gender: Unknown
Age: About A Week
Description: It looks like a 3 foot tall Pac-Man, except he has hair like Musashi's and large, anime-ish blue eyes. Often carries a large wooden spoon.
Background: In a space colony near Earth, an experiment was being conducted. Teh "Idiot" Damerez and several scientists conducted a low budget experiment of fusing several items into one object using a new machine they acquired. They had the following items: A Pac-Man game, a Brave Fencer Musashi game, and videotape of an oatmeal commercial featuring Wilford Brimley.
The outcome resulted with an animate creature popping out of the machine. The scientists, confused that an animate creature was created by fusing several inanimate objects together, decided to call it "Do_not_even_ask". It had an unhealthy craving for oatmeal and only spoke when it wanted oatmeal, which was almost every minute. It also worshiped the man known as Wilford Brimley.
The scientists decided to run it through combat training to see its skills and were generally unimpressed with the results. They then decided to destroy it but it managed to escape, attempting to destroy everything in its path.
It eventually came across a wooden spoon, which had Wilford Brimley's name branded on it. It grabbed the spoon and used it as a weapon. Soon it came across a rock that was nearly his height. He took it, called it Cellerbus (Don't ask me why O_o), and used it as a weapon as well.
Through it path it destroyed a space colony's main factory, main generator, and the space colony itself. It, also, defeated Teh's "The Destroyer", a large oaf who drives a drill machine, an ice monster, Do_not_even_answer ("Ze answer to ze question" Teh "Idiot" Damerez said), a factory's security system, a blood thirsty mutant, CATS, a robotic replica of himself, two giant robotic hands, Teh's "The Flame Walker", and Teh "Idiot" Damerez himself.
Game Featured In: Do_not_even_ask 1.0
Famous Quote: N/A
Attacks:
Punch - Do_not_even_ask punches an enemy. Recommended against early enemies.
Spoon Whack - Do_not_even_ask whacks an enemy with his wooden spoon. Recommended against all enemies.
Throw Cellerbus - Do_not_even_ask throws Cellerbus, his pet rock, at an enemy. Recommended against large enemies.
Rollout - Do_not_even_ask curls up into a ball and runs into/over enemies. Recommended against small enemies

Name:	Tsuki
Seed:	#10

User Name: Tom Bombadil
Name: Tsuki
Status: Anti-hero
Gender: Male
Age: Appears to be around 25.
Description: A rather ageless looking man, given to wearing cloaks and dark clothing. In heated battle, he wears glistening black full plate armor and he always carries a sword. Black hair, dark blue eyes, a greyish skin
Background: Tsuki once was known as the champion of good in his world of Osgildor. His divine magic and skill with his sword earned him the love and respect of the people. However, one day, the interplanar marauder known only as Hammer sent his forces to Osgildor. Tsuki led a corageous defense, eventually beating back Hammer's forces. However, Hammer himself came, and, drawing upon otherworldly artifacts, was able to comletely destroy Osgildor. Tsuki, who had been captured and brought to Hammer's palace, was the sole survivor. He soon surrendered to Hammer, like so many others, and joined his growing army. With his perceptive mind, excellent leadership abilities, and powerful battle skills, Tsuki rose quickly through the ranks, eventually becoming Hammer's right-hand man, not only leading the assault on several worlds, but acting as regent there. His powers increased further when he sought demonic power to augment his already impressive abilities. However, he did not intend to serve Hammer. While he mantained the appearance of conquering many worlds for his employer, in truth he did so that Hammer could be overthrown. Tsuki had seen the agony inflicted on conquered worlds and led the fearsome armies that were well-nigh invincible. He wished to stop Hammer no matter what. At the time of the adventure, he believes he will be able to do so after conquering one last world and uniting them all in an inter-planar rebellion of galactic proportions.
Game featured in: The Wishbringer Saga
Famous Quote: "I do not wish to kill you. But you leave me no choice."
Attacks: He has collected a fearsome arsenal from conquered lands. His strongest weapon is the Sword of the Dancing Sun, which is a large, magically enhanced sword capable of making devastating cuts at incredible speed. His Armor of Black Despair makes him nearly impervious, and he has many lesser armaments. However, his greatest ability is his magic, which tends towards the destructive side. For those who might care, he's a Cleric 17/Blackguard 3, with maybe some Ex-Paladin, can't remember.