Game Details

Date/Time:	TBA
Location:	SpC2K4 board
Score:	3-9
Winner:	Kezrael

Name:	Do_not_even_ask
Seed:	#5

User Name: Do not even ask
Name: Do_not_even_ask
Status: Hero
Gender: Unknown
Age: About A Week
Description: It looks like a 3 foot tall Pac-Man, except he has hair like Musashi's and large, anime-ish blue eyes. Often carries a large wooden spoon.
Background: In a space colony near Earth, an experiment was being conducted. Teh "Idiot" Damerez and several scientists conducted a low budget experiment of fusing several items into one object using a new machine they acquired. They had the following items: A Pac-Man game, a Brave Fencer Musashi game, and videotape of an oatmeal commercial featuring Wilford Brimley.
The outcome resulted with an animate creature popping out of the machine. The scientists, confused that an animate creature was created by fusing several inanimate objects together, decided to call it "Do_not_even_ask". It had an unhealthy craving for oatmeal and only spoke when it wanted oatmeal, which was almost every minute. It also worshiped the man known as Wilford Brimley.
The scientists decided to run it through combat training to see its skills and were generally unimpressed with the results. They then decided to destroy it but it managed to escape, attempting to destroy everything in its path.
It eventually came across a wooden spoon, which had Wilford Brimley's name branded on it. It grabbed the spoon and used it as a weapon. Soon it came across a rock that was nearly his height. He took it, called it Cellerbus (Don't ask me why O_o), and used it as a weapon as well.
Through it path it destroyed a space colony's main factory, main generator, and the space colony itself. It, also, defeated Teh's "The Destroyer", a large oaf who drives a drill machine, an ice monster, Do_not_even_answer ("Ze answer to ze question" Teh "Idiot" Damerez said), a factory's security system, a blood thirsty mutant, CATS, a robotic replica of himself, two giant robotic hands, Teh's "The Flame Walker", and Teh "Idiot" Damerez himself.
Game Featured In: Do_not_even_ask 1.0
Famous Quote: N/A
Attacks:
Punch - Do_not_even_ask punches an enemy. Recommended against early enemies.
Spoon Whack - Do_not_even_ask whacks an enemy with his wooden spoon. Recommended against all enemies.
Throw Cellerbus - Do_not_even_ask throws Cellerbus, his pet rock, at an enemy. Recommended against large enemies.
Rollout - Do_not_even_ask curls up into a ball and runs into/over enemies. Recommended against small enemies

Name:	Kezrael
Seed:	#2

User Name: Caelus
Name: Kezrael
Status: Once a villain, now unknown...
Gender: Male
Age: Ancient (an archangel)
Game featured in: Millenium Cycle (made up), Faded World (made up)
Famous Quote: (doesn't say much)
Description (Millenium Cycle): Tall, Golden eyes, golden skin with various bird-image tatoos (birds of prey), Black hair (somewhat long), wears tattered-looking armor (breast plate, shoulder plates and leg guards), wears reddish-brown helm, shaped like the head of a hawk with a single huge feather sticking out from the back, pointing downwards, dark brown hawk-like wings
Description (Faded World): Tall, Grey eyes, pale skin, dark grey hair (somewhat long), wears dull clothing, has ghostly ethereal wings (can be hidden)
Background: Kezrael was once a powerful archangel in a golden realm. During the millenial cycle of Earth (a cycle being the reconstruction of the planet after its previous 'armaggeddon' to its next armaggeddon), Kezrael was sought out by an an extremely powerful evil being known as the 'time-walker.' The time-walker had previously waged war with the eternal forces of good in previous cycles and had been defeated on more than one occasion. It had found a loophole though, in this cycle, and planned to set forth a chain of events that would devastate the balance in the universe. So Kezrael was sought out and corrupted by this being, becoming the fourth of four powerful generals of the time-walker. As with many stories like this, there was a chosen group of heroes prophecized to pose a serious threat to the time-walker's plans. Kezrael attempted to destroy the strongest of the heroes as a child, but accidentally and ironically set forth a chain of events that led that child to later in life become the hero he was 'destined' to be. Kezrael may have been corrupted, a fallen angel, but he was still wise and transcendent. He understood his role, and Sirrus' role, knowing they would one day meet again. He decieved Sirrus for a long time, posing as 'Kestral,' a birdman who owned a 'messenger falcon' business. His services were vital in Sirrus' quest, but near the end of the quest, after the other three generals of the time-walker had fallen, Kezrael revealed his true self. After a long and climactic battle, he was defeated, his soul freed. His chaotic evil sword known as the Jetblack Eclipse brightened, now empowered by the surge of holy energy brought forth by Kezrael's freed soul. Sirrus picked up the sword, giving it a new identity as the Piercelight Spire. Not long after this, Sirrus and his allies defeated the time-walker... Background (continued): Kezrael continued to exist though, subconsciously. Time passed, an abstract amount of time flowing in an indefinite direction. Kezrael was reincarnated. His alignment was unclear to him at this point. His sword was returned to him, not as either of its previous forms, but in a new form, not jet black or piercing white, but a dark silvery color, both dark and light at the same time. It was a reflection of whomever wielded it. Just like the sword, Kezrael was a combination of his former selves, both good and evil, paradoxically. He felt not at all compelled to do good or bad, but felt a sense of divine importance. He has some purpose... A lone archangel, affiliated with no one and nothing, except for his sword, Paradox. The millenium cycle has passed... It is a new cycle, the world has been reset. Kezrael has returned for a reason, and will patiently wait to be informed of his cause, while at the same time relentlessly search to understand his purpose. There is something wrong with the world now. Reality itself seems to be inconsistant... In every concievable sense, this world has faded...
Moves: Flashbolt, Gleam Clash, Split Wave, Ethereal Strike, Strobe Flash, Faded Light, Ethereal Rift, Mindbreaker, Paradox Funnel, Disassemble, Spirit Flare, Psychic Flay, Broken Dream (to name a few...)